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Pseudolonewolf

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I'm English and I'm that guy who made that MARDEK thing. How interesting.

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Pseudolonewolf

For the sake of amusement, I present to you this troll!

Posted by Pseudolonewolf Jul. 10, 2009 @ 5:23 PM EDT

I've got two private messages from a user called AAnonymous in the last few days.
Here, have a look at them.

However, I'm not a fan of profanity, so for the sake of censoring words I don't want in my news posts and for a potential added amusement factor, I'll convert all offensive words to the word 'trombone'.

This one was titled 'Wow' and sent to me a day or two ago, concerning Raider: Episode 1, I assume:

"space pirates.. logs.. ghost ships of a dead race... rip off of metroid more, seriously

newgrounds even says that flash games arent a stable source of money, SO GO AND GET A REAL JOB U LAZY TROMBONE.

why dont u do something with ur pathetic life rather than staying ur mom's basement u disgusting excuse for a human being. if everyone was liek u this world would die out fast.

ur games r trombone, ur life is trombone, YOU are trombone.

just die in a fire already, ill enjoy blocking u, u stupid piece of trombone"

He then blocked me so then I couldn't respond to that.
"Tsk", I thought, annoyed that such people exist at all, but I just sighed and ignored it, thinking it was just a one-off thing from some pathetic wretch of a human being trying to make himself feel good about himself by spewing badly-mangled profanity-ridden insults at Flash developers who are using their time to contribute something to the world out of the desire to do so rather than just because they're being paid to...
Truly though, we should all aspire to be like this person. Surely we would transcend the gods themselves if only we all followed his bright, shining example. I shall name my children after him and Jesus is old news, O Christians; a more perfect saviour has arrived to deserve our worship.

Anyway, I got another message today from the same person, this time called 'Hmmmm':

"Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

are you dead yet u tromboning ugly faggot? Hmm. Hmm.

god ur so tromboning annoying. Hmm.

stop making tromboney flash games too"

I know it's just some troll - probably some young child who feels good about putting relatively skilled people down from behind the barriers of a monitor and a block - but still, it's really pathetic, and I thought I'd write this about it simply because he denied me the pleasure of responding to his actual PMs.

Has anyone else seen this person around?
Or what do you think of these pathetic wretches in general?
Makes me sort of tempted to add a 'hate mail' section to my site...

(Also, interestingly, I've never actually played any Metroid games!)

Is there any way to report people like this though?

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69 Comments

Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:28 PM poisened-noise says:

yes leave posts like this and get random people to send him revenge pms like me...
hell never know wwo to block...HAHAHA!!!


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:28 PM AronKong says:

Cool story Bra


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:30 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

I loled whenever trombone was mentioned. funny


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:33 PM Zalera says:

The best weapons against people like that is completely ignoring them no matter what they do. It takes the fun away from them if they see no results.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:38 PM Oney says:

annon is my lord


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:46 PM firebanesword says:

check the FAQ for stuff on reporting users. Also, lulz. What an idiot. Obviously jealous of your game-making skills. Or maybe he was just made that he sucked at Raider...


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:46 PM JohnnyDiamonds says:

What a tromboning asshole


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:46 PM falarinx says:

I do hope that such people will not waste their time trying to trouble you anymore.

Please enjoy the remainder of your twenty-four hour span of time.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:46 PM firebanesword says:

*mad

sorry


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:54 PM NickabockaglorySpoon says:

Haha. What a loser that guy is. I thought, at first, he was just to get a response but obviously not if he's blocked you. There are a select few on this site that actually make me feel sad that there are really people like that in the world.

p.s I think it's a little bit funny he sort of got to you. ("I've never actually played any Metroid games!") haha.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 5:55 PM Lary-Udienhizer says:

well, Im not gonna lie, you certainly handled it well... Ooh! I got an idea we all send him hate mail XD, nah, that wouldn't work... forget I said it...:P


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:00 PM Godliest says:

How have you not played any metroid game yet?! I understand that he tells you to stop making tromboney flash games when you've not played a metroid game yet! Do that now. por favor.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:02 PM JonBro says:

I'd figure "faggot" would also be changed to "trombone" but ah well.

That guy is such a trombone.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:08 PM bl00db47h says:

What a trombone. Why the trombone would some trombone be a trombone like this? Jeez.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:16 PM Ripperon says:

well, then, he has officially failed at life, i realy hope he decides to comment on this, if he does, can you send me a copy of that, i really am too lazy to look through this every once in a while, but you made it so *shrug*. ahh well, the only thing i can say to do about this is to continue posting front post stuff about this guy and see what happens


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:18 PM Slain-By-The-Bell says:

At least he's creative. If only all trolls were like that... the other day one called me a violin.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:24 PM Necro-Lancer says:

I've seen that username before, but where....


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:30 PM NewShape says:

yeah I received a PM from some halo loving retard earlier who was angry about something tell them to suck it and block them. Lifes too short to deal with the bedridden primates.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:30 PM zhare says:

yeah you handle this well!
trolls lolz i met one that was 12 and said he was mouth banging his girl friend WTF


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:44 PM rougefire says:

i advise that next time, just leave his messages up on your profile as well as a link to his profile page, the rest will be handled by your adoring fans.

P.S. finish mardek 3 already!!!!


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:57 PM 95jas says:

well if u wached How to NG Animator God 2 it sayz 4 u to say that u will be the freaking "trombone" out of them! but he did block u but i think tom could fix that, am i right tom?


Jul. 10, 2009 | 6:58 PM 95jas says:

where i sed be i ment beat.....


Jul. 10, 2009 | 7:07 PM Starogre says:

lets all say 'cool story bro' because it makes us feel like the masters of the sarcasm bandwagon

oops did i just spew out more sarcasm? oh well that means i'm cool


Jul. 10, 2009 | 7:33 PM david414 says:

lol


Jul. 10, 2009 | 7:36 PM biskits says:

You ARE trombone.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:04 PM Aleut2 says:

I must resist the urge to send him hate mail after hate mail... So tempting...

Instead I'll just content myself by saying that you handled the situation very well.

I know this is a terrible thing to say, but there are some people in this world that I wish would just die in some grisly chainsaw massacre or something. Urgh, I mean, would just dissappear. Yeah, that's what I meant.

O_o


Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:09 PM Shroiken says:

Heh heh heh.....trolls can be quite entertaining, but that is pretty low.......but take no notice....in the end, you're the one with fans, not him.

Nice choice of replacement word, BTW.... ;)


Jul. 10, 2009 | 9:16 PM frencho says:

That's the most trombony trombone i have seen.
Just ignore him, that's what he wants.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 9:39 PM hansari says:

"ur games r trombone, ur life is trombone, YOU are trombone."

These are words...


Jul. 10, 2009 | 10:22 PM Keshicus says:

Maybe you should stop feeding him

And you don't have a site, and if you did, no one visits.

Shut up.


Jul. 10, 2009 | 11:28 PM Nabouabo says:

E-Penis +1 is all that is going through his head, shrug and ignore, if he gets too annoying contact wade and see if he will do anything else about it, worse case scenario, just ask people to send revenge type e-mails back to him


Jul. 11, 2009 | 12:55 AM Tipo says:

pff ho couldnt dream to do anything as amazing as you do, btw that game is awesome!


Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:12 AM MaestroRage says:

right now there's a trombone player out there, who is feeling under the weather thanks to this post ;D!


Jul. 11, 2009 | 3:04 AM kibas-cool says:

as a trombone player, this makes me a pretty sad in your choice of censor.

Im not angry though, just very disappointed.

I've met several people who act that stupid, just leave them be. I'll say what I always say to people who don't like the music i play about that troll- go fuck yourself and make your own then.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 3:38 AM TheBoogley says:

As someone who plays the trombone I am deeply offended |:O

I get those sorts of messages sometimes too, they brighten my day. The best way I've found to stop them is to ask for people to insult me, then they don't for some reason. People are strange, especially when alone at a keyboard. :3


Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:03 AM Jacko3334 says:

But, Super Metroid is the greatest. : /


Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:07 AM Thoray24 says:

Its funny running into people like that, they amuse me to some extent.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:19 AM littledag says:

Wow, How do these pathetic sub-human parasites keep getting internet access before someone scrapes them the bottom of the boot. I really would like to meet one of these "things" in person, To show them how their company is really appreciated online. Anyway, I hope "it" doesn't give you any more trouble or "trombones", And that "it" develops some kind of terrible painful and lethal disease so no one will never need to deal with it again.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:25 AM Zirrous says:

You should block that noob, it will help him to learn to stop messing with people who can actually animate


Jul. 11, 2009 | 6:10 AM Shiine says:

bleh.. sadly such trombone ppl do exist in this world.
what can we do, really? I just hope that we don't run into more of them in our lives :/


Jul. 11, 2009 | 7:21 AM Darth-Zanuha says:

Age/Gender: 18, Male

yeah right. and he only has failure and first level medals.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 9:14 AM SupaMarioFan says:

trombone


Jul. 11, 2009 | 9:26 AM cumSum says:

Unfortunately, nothing seems to stop these trombone holes.
They are self-satisfying because they think you are actually really shocked.

The guy is probably in his basement right now thinking about how all these people on the internet are probably so scared of him even though he gets beat up at school.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 10:58 AM pinoyisazn says:

Okay, why was it okay to not censor faggot? I don't see how this is censored if you're still leaving a derogatory word uncensored. I'll assume that with this many posts, someone's said something, but I think you should be able to handle hate mail on your own and not get others involved. They're usually one-sided stories anyways, so maybe that person could just be mad and taking it out on you. Don't let it get to you and yada-yada. You know, the usual.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 11:18 AM MarioKartFrantic says:

Yeah, what a looser. I get those a lot on my comments on Youtube. Even though I tell them the truth, they all flag it as spam, lower it's rating, and then go on and on about Chuck Norris this, Michael Jackson that.

Btw, off topic, I've tried playing your Mardek Ch 2 game on Kongregate, and it doesn't save. Has anyone brought this to your attention? :3


Jul. 11, 2009 | 11:37 AM yumigami says:

I deal with them assholes on youtube often best plan of action is to just leave them alone


Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:14 PM omer123 says:

EVERYONE, GIVE HIM HATEMAIL!!
That'll do the trick!


Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:31 PM h0m0 says:

space pirates.. logs.. ghost ships of a dead race... rip off of metroid more, seriously

newgrounds even says that flash games arent a stable source of money, SO GO AND GET A REAL JOB U LAZY TROMBONE.

why dont u do something with ur pathetic life rather than staying ur mom's basement u disgusting excuse for a human being. if everyone was liek u this world would die out fast.

ur games r trombone, ur life is trombone, YOU are trombone.

just die in a fire already, ill enjoy blocking u, u stupid piece of trombone


Jul. 11, 2009 | 2:05 PM AlterHusky says:

hey don't let people like this get you down, I looked in on the guys profile and he has done nothing or posted anything, so he is just a little kid with no talent and mad that you got the know how on how to make games and just wishes he could do what you do.

In fact you know now that I look at your profile pic and your main character in the game I bet two to one, he is trolling you, cause he may think your a furry and I don't know if you are or not, but thous kind of people have been popping up a lot lately.

((oh I have played all the metroid games and your game is no metroid but still awesome))

((and can someone tell me when trombone became a insult?))


Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:53 PM MarcyVF says:

I like the way you write, like a real englishman! :)

Anyway, I know people like this, but no one has really attacked my existence like that 'yet' :P
Coincidence maybe? Thanks for sharing.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:21 PM LordZanus says:

hey im a troll


Jul. 11, 2009 | 5:32 PM vinnie879 says:

just report mit to the police let them figure out his ip adress
and if he has bad luck hy lives in a crappy american state where he gets about 50 years of cell for treatening you

or you can send him a very angry letter in where you teel him that you are gonna tell his mother


Jul. 11, 2009 | 7:52 PM IamWeird33 says:

His posts have been deleted.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 7:53 PM someplaceelse says:

This post = WIN

Trolls are stupid, wreched people who think the only good part about their life is saying how "bad" quality flash movies are. They are also very lazy. This troll you mentioned was to lazy to even press the Capslock or shift key. Not once did I see a capital letter where it is suppose to be. If you look at Aanonymous' userpage, it is truth that he is not very good at flash, since he doesn't have any submissions. He is 18, or so he says, I bet he's only 13 judging by the way he talks. He get's his insults only by discribing himself. He is probaly still in his mother's basement making pathetic atempts at flash, or just trolling other people. The only thing trolls are useful for is that the only reason someone would troll you is because your submissions are good.
I wish there was a way to report trolls. :\
To sum it all up:

Aanonymous is an 18 (or younger) year old, who get's his joy out of his life by trolling other people with mad skills; probaly because he has little or no skills himself, but ends up publicly humiliated instead.

I therefore give Aanonymouse the title of "Aanonymous the Troll"...

JK.

Aanonymous = FAIL


Jul. 11, 2009 | 8:40 PM ppppp007 says:

God, I hate people like these.
People like him have such screwed up lives that they can't stand but trying to put down someone who actually has done something with their lives.
Don't let him bother you, your doing a fine job.


Jul. 11, 2009 | 8:58 PM theshyster says:

I lol'ed at this. This is um, it breaks the term of agreements right? Since he's being a biggot. So you could present this as evidence and kick em for couple days as payback :D!


Jul. 11, 2009 | 9:00 PM theshyster says:

Damn. just looked at it. Turns out there isn't one rule for being a bigot XD


Jul. 11, 2009 | 9:01 PM Eduardomsc says:

hey,at least you were trolled in an original way.

"trombone",seriously ??most unusual adjective I've ever read XD


Jul. 18, 2009 | 12:45 AM krisknox says:

huh, i have a freind of mine whos freind got an e-mail kind of like that, only my freinds freind isn't a Flash developer, It really bugs the heck out of me to know there are idiots like that who will say something about a persons Religon, Ethnic background, and question their mental capacity and either: A. Block the person's e-mail so they can think about how clever they think they are, or B. cancel an account they created for the purpose of making a person feel bad/ticked off so that they can't be contacted. what i say is that these types of people should go crwl into a burning fire and die, instead of telling good and honest people to do so.
By the way, love the games.


Jul. 24, 2009 | 11:13 AM assassinajni says:

"ur games r trombone, ur life is trombone, YOU are trombone."

i so lol'd at that :P
well, get used to those noobs :\ i simply love your games, and so does everyone else. don't care about pathetic morons like him ;]


Aug. 3, 2009 | 8:59 AM light9117 says:

wow that guy who sent u that message is a total bullshit....he should die in hell there are alot of people in the world who don't even know how to makea simple flash let alone a rpg as well as mardek..so the guy is a bullshit flash is a talent


Aug. 5, 2009 | 9:19 PM Kajenx says:

You didn't censor faggot. D:


Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:00 PM MaidenHead says:

Something tells me he was hacked, if you look at his reviews they're well-written for the most part. That, or I noobed out and clicked the wrong profile.


Aug. 19, 2009 | 12:34 AM EzlerRes says:

to Zalera:
actually even you ignore them they will still have fun with all other flash makers in the newgrounds.its just wasting your time to respond to them
*=not sugested

simply block them too or *change an account
but i would either have time to show them what will they get by messing around like this.and yea,i dont know why,another forum i like has problems like this right now= = there are like diffrent sections of forums for us(ex:flash maker forum,RPG maker forum,Manga forum)all of these forums are being spammed posted by people like this today Orz||| dont know whats happenning to the whole internet world


Aug. 23, 2009 | 12:42 AM togeraguy says:

Did you know that tromnone is trumpetti in finish language just mentioning
The kids probably foreinger because i've never heard anyone use trombone as a insult...

continue rocking pseudo... ;)


Aug. 30, 2009 | 7:04 AM kickinsweet says:

You should really just ignore it, you're never going to get anywhere hung up on one "hater".


Sep. 3, 2009 | 6:11 PM rex243 says:

I lol'd. This guy is either seriously retarded or he thinks he's a great troll, which he isn't, because it's obvious he's a troll... If he actually is that retarded I pity his parents.

Congrats on Raider 2, it's in judgement right now and I'm going to play and vote.


Sep. 3, 2009 | 7:39 PM AriaSuperior says:

You've never played a Metroid game?!
you ARE a trombon, lol.
But, seriously, why even bothering to post the PMs? that's just what the kid wants, some attention.


Sep. 13, 2009 | 1:14 PM Firefox1255 says:

that guy needs to get out more and stop running his trombone mouth lol.

actually in all honest opinion he just wants to irk u to the point u both do something to get banned. I say ignore him completely, you'll be better off, and you'll feel better knowing hes wasting 5 mins of his life per day trying to bug you.

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