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For the sake of amusement, I present to you this troll!

Posted by Pseudolonewolf - July 10th, 2009


I've got two private messages from a user called AAnonymous in the last few days.
Here, have a look at them.

However, I'm not a fan of profanity, so for the sake of censoring words I don't want in my news posts and for a potential added amusement factor, I'll convert all offensive words to the word 'trombone'.

This one was titled 'Wow' and sent to me a day or two ago, concerning Raider: Episode 1, I assume:

"space pirates.. logs.. ghost ships of a dead race... rip off of metroid more, seriously

newgrounds even says that flash games arent a stable source of money, SO GO AND GET A REAL JOB U LAZY TROMBONE.

why dont u do something with ur pathetic life rather than staying ur mom's basement u disgusting excuse for a human being. if everyone was liek u this world would die out fast.

ur games r trombone, ur life is trombone, YOU are trombone.

just die in a fire already, ill enjoy blocking u, u stupid piece of trombone"

He then blocked me so then I couldn't respond to that.
"Tsk", I thought, annoyed that such people exist at all, but I just sighed and ignored it, thinking it was just a one-off thing from some pathetic wretch of a human being trying to make himself feel good about himself by spewing badly-mangled profanity-ridden insults at Flash developers who are using their time to contribute something to the world out of the desire to do so rather than just because they're being paid to...
Truly though, we should all aspire to be like this person. Surely we would transcend the gods themselves if only we all followed his bright, shining example. I shall name my children after him and Jesus is old news, O Christians; a more perfect saviour has arrived to deserve our worship.

Anyway, I got another message today from the same person, this time called 'Hmmmm':

"Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

are you dead yet u tromboning ugly faggot? Hmm. Hmm.

god ur so tromboning annoying. Hmm.

stop making tromboney flash games too"

I know it's just some troll - probably some young child who feels good about putting relatively skilled people down from behind the barriers of a monitor and a block - but still, it's really pathetic, and I thought I'd write this about it simply because he denied me the pleasure of responding to his actual PMs.

Has anyone else seen this person around?
Or what do you think of these pathetic wretches in general?
Makes me sort of tempted to add a 'hate mail' section to my site...

(Also, interestingly, I've never actually played any Metroid games!)

Is there any way to report people like this though?


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yes leave posts like this and get random people to send him revenge pms like me...
hell never know wwo to block...HAHAHA!!!

I loled whenever trombone was mentioned. funny

The best weapons against people like that is completely ignoring them no matter what they do. It takes the fun away from them if they see no results.

annon is my lord

check the FAQ for stuff on reporting users. Also, lulz. What an idiot. Obviously jealous of your game-making skills. Or maybe he was just made that he sucked at Raider...

What a tromboning asshole

I do hope that such people will not waste their time trying to trouble you anymore.

Please enjoy the remainder of your twenty-four hour span of time.

*mad

sorry

Haha. What a loser that guy is. I thought, at first, he was just to get a response but obviously not if he's blocked you. There are a select few on this site that actually make me feel sad that there are really people like that in the world.

p.s I think it's a little bit funny he sort of got to you. ("I've never actually played any Metroid games!") haha.

well, Im not gonna lie, you certainly handled it well... Ooh! I got an idea we all send him hate mail XD, nah, that wouldn't work... forget I said it...:P

How have you not played any metroid game yet?! I understand that he tells you to stop making tromboney flash games when you've not played a metroid game yet! Do that now. por favor.

I'd figure "faggot" would also be changed to "trombone" but ah well.

That guy is such a trombone.

What a trombone. Why the trombone would some trombone be a trombone like this? Jeez.

well, then, he has officially failed at life, i realy hope he decides to comment on this, if he does, can you send me a copy of that, i really am too lazy to look through this every once in a while, but you made it so *shrug*. ahh well, the only thing i can say to do about this is to continue posting front post stuff about this guy and see what happens

At least he's creative. If only all trolls were like that... the other day one called me a violin.

I've seen that username before, but where....

yeah you handle this well!
trolls lolz i met one that was 12 and said he was mouth banging his girl friend WTF

i advise that next time, just leave his messages up on your profile as well as a link to his profile page, the rest will be handled by your adoring fans.

P.S. finish mardek 3 already!!!!

well if u wached How to NG Animator God 2 it sayz 4 u to say that u will be the freaking "trombone" out of them! but he did block u but i think tom could fix that, am i right tom?

where i sed be i ment beat.....

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